People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like ‘be realistic.’ Dylan Moran (via larmoyante)
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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foxorchid:

Ramona wrote her number on your blog! (transparent)

Wooooow, girl number!



morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

13,701 notes   -  19 April 2013

goldenamberinspiration:

maraglen:

phonecallfromgod:

Being a Canadian is confusing because you sound like an American, write like a Brit and throw in just enough French words to freak everyone out.

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and that’s how i like it.

102,097 notes   -  19 April 2013

vampirevvekend:

do u ever have those thoughts like “you know what im going to start living life to the fullest and going on adventures and pushing myself and i’m going to become a better more satisfied person” and then continue to refresh ur dash for another two hours 

57,945 notes   -  19 April 2013

unregardless:

hey yo

be nice to people

bc most people are already sad so like

why be mean

67,297 notes   -  19 April 2013


28 Ways To Live Life Like Lucille Bluth

thebluthcompany:

Because we all want to be like Lucille when we grow up.
1,424 notes   -  19 April 2013

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

59,510 notes   -  19 April 2013

tennant-tuesday:

Guys, I made a thing: Let’s get real about Doctor Who with the Time Lord decision flow chart.



lafemmereve:

sonic-hip-attack:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

aaaaahhhhhh

38,302 notes   -  18 April 2013