I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE BECAUSE THEY HAD THE WEINER DOG RACES DOWN IN BUDA TEXAS AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE A THEME AN THIS YEAR IT WAS LES WIENERABLES.
I’ve always wanted to go to the weiner dog races in Buda.
when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson.....
when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”
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He yawned again as he repeated to himself: ‘It’s true, it’s absolutely true: I have attained the age of reason.’
Jean-Paul Sartre, from The Age of Reason (via the-final-sentence)
GIVEAWAY
I’m giving away three 5x7 prints on professional matte paper. Each signed and numbered on the back.
To have a chance at winning, its simple:
- you must be following me (appeaux.tumblr.com)
- you must reblog this post. *likes won’t count*
Thats it!
I’ll pick a winner on May 1st.
Good luck!
-ParkerTODAY IS THE LAST DAY. I’M CHOOSING SOMEONE TOMORROW MORNING. YUH.
GROW DINOSAURS
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
Reblogging for that last comment.
“God creates dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man kills God, man brings back dinosaurs.”
The cast of Arrested Development at the Los Angeles Netflix’s premiere of season 4 at the TCL Chinese Theatre on April 29, 2013.
I’ve missed you all.
“i bet you cant name two structures......
“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”
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Alex.
davidtennantinplacesheshouldntbe:
Karen Gillan on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (x)
You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?
